Monday, January 21, 2008

A panda walks into a cafe....

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.


"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.


"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."


The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation. "Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."


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4 comments:

Ben said...

That is the correct way of saying Eats shoots and leaves, what you mean to have put is eats, shoots and leaves. That wildlife manual was correctly punctuated it was the panda who miss interpreted it.

Anonymous said...

Wow, thanks Captain Grammar.

Miss Cellania said...

That should be my new name... Miss Interpreted.

kamagra said...

This is a really interesting story I think I had been so astonished with that situation, at the same time so scared.m10m