Ah drunk people...will they ever say what they mean? Below you’ll find some common drunk phrases and what they translate to in sober language. I hope this helps you gauge whether or not it’s a good idea to let your buddy in the car when he claims he’s “totally fine, dude.”
Dude, all the chicks at this party are ugly = Dude, none of the chicks at this party will talk to me.
Man, I’m hungry = Man, if I don’t eat right now I am going to be puking all over this bar…again.
I’m soooo drunk = I’m planting a seed in your head that will eventually grow into a beautiful tree which excuses me from blame for my actions tonight.
I just, like, want to help animals, ya know? = I just, like, want to get in your pants, ya know?
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