Monday, September 25, 2006

Jesus image found in dog's butt

DogbuttjesusAngus MacDougall is a three-year-old terrier mix that has recently been blessed with the revered and holy image of Jesus Christ on his hindquarters. Is this manifestation of The Prince of Peace a coincidence or a bona fide miracle?  One thing is for certain, this apparition of the Son of God is sure to inspire controversy. Not much if any true scientific or theological inquiry has been made into the nature of this sign to date, but "seeing is believing" as little Angus' terrier-tush is obviously marked by the likeness of Christ.

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John said...

Photoshopped...

By an athiest, no doubt.

Anonymous said...

John, really? You don't think christian zealots would joke about christianity? No shit, Sherlock!

Anonymous said...

Dorks =) I think this is funny, as it makes a group of believers sad which makes ME happy ;-D

ELLERY said...

SORRY, KID. THIS TIME, NOT FUNNY. I LIKE MOST EVERY THING ELSE, THOUGH.

Anonymous said...

The clever aetheist who pasted in a shimmering in-n-out, purported image of the Christ seems to have developed - instead - an emaciated Shoko Asahara of Aum Shinrikyo. I'm not much convinced it is, in fact, a likeness of the Son, but the specter of a sickly Asahara awaiting the death penalty in a Japanese jail cell. Whatever else it is besides, it is dumber than shit.

Anonymous said...

I think this is funny, even though I am a believer :D Everywhere I see some holy picture depicted in something-or-another, and frankly some of these make me laugh my throat dry :D

Anonymous said...

;D .. very good !

Anonymous said...

made me laugh mad as hell :p

asidi said...

Hooolyy crap :)

Anonymous said...

lol n1

Anonymous said...

Muhahahahaa!!! Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

This is so funny!

Anonymous said...

Can someone tell me: is it possible I can purchase this blessed dog?

And I assume it is a Christian dog?

Anonymous said...

Allways knew that Jesus was an asshole...

Anonymous said...

FWIW I'm a Christian, and I think it's funny.

For reasonable proof that Christian can see the funny side of things, check out Ship of Fools....

mrben
JediMoose.org

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, the comments are funnier than the picture. Dorks! hahahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

http://www.ninjapirate.com/images/jesus.jpg


AMEN

Anonymous said...

Love the comments on this one they are funnier than the pic glad to see there's unity in humour those who can't laugh because of their fanatical fundamentalism uuuurgh get off our planet now!!! Christians you good people nice to see you too can have a giggle. Not like those who couldn’t take a silly cartoon in Denmark!!

alec said...

My dogs breath smells like holy water.

Anonymous said...

All of the sane Christians should instantly denounce any "image of Christ" stories. He doesn't appear on your toast, ok? You are not special. I don't care how you squint your eyes, it's still an oily patch.

Anonymous said...

I think even god would get a good chuckle from this =) just silly stuff to get the fanatics up in a roar... OooOoO can't have such shame be brought on the son, he'll smite you for looking at a dogs ass and giggling.

Anonymous said...

There's no such thing as a sane Christian.....

Anonymous said...

Hahaha How come if it's on a pancake it's a miracle but if it's on a dog's butt it's photoshopped by an atheist??

MY god loves dog butts too.

Anonymous said...

LMAO!

Don't be insulted, just have a laugh please :)

Anonymous said...

Bwaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaa!

Anonymous said...

I work for Jesus so I'm really getting a kick out of these comments.

No? Too obscure?

sigfpe said...

God Works In Mysterious Ways

And why should he not choose to work through an evil sinner wielding photoshop? It's a miracle I say!

Anonymous said...

I consider myself being a Radical Catholic (aka Catholic Extremist) and I think we should sent all of you to hell....

Ebvleb said...

Can I have one of his turds? I would like to put together a new charper in the holy book.

Anonymous said...

I think YOU are an uneducated fool who doen't know anything about grammar, but that doesn't matter.
More importantly, there's no such thing as a Radical Catholic (aka Catholic Extremist). Radicalism or extremism aren't part of Catholicism, so if you're either of those, you're not really a Catholic, are you?

Anonymous said...

this is the kind of stuff that makes a day good.
thanks

Anonymous said...

"Radicalism or extremism aren't part of Catholicism"

Do The Crusades ring a bell?.. dumbass.

Yashmak said...

I wouldn't be surprised if this WASN'T an atheist. Some of those folks will see Jesus or Mary in ANYTHING.

Either way, comedy gold. In fact, I think it'd be even funnier if it was intended to be taken seriously.

Yashmak said...

"Do The Crusades ring a bell?.. dumbass"

Does irrelevant to modern times ring a bell?..dumbass

oum said...

Childlish.

John said...

Looks authentic to me.

Anonymous said...

I have a paper towel with the image of Mr. Whippel in it. Can I use it to wipe your dog's ass?

Anonymous said...

What if Goldenpalace buys the dog, feeds it the Mary on the Grilled Cheese, and he poops out of his Jesus anus?

RELIGION PARADOX

Anonymous said...

Come on now it's a great pic. I belive it, and I'm a christian athiest!

Anonymous said...

Looks tastey

Anonymous said...

I was an atheist - NOW I BELIEVE!

What would Jesus do ... for a Klondyke Bar?

swallowmusic said...

how is the image of some religion's prophet being found ON AN OVERCOOKED GRILLED CHEESE acceptable but this is deemed insulting?
lighten up, christians. you're all wrong anyway. emril lagasse is the one true God.

bam.

Anonymous said...

Thank God, the dog did not poop when the picture was taken. Other wise the image would've looked like Prophet Mohammed (peace be upon him)

Anonymous said...

i've been looking at this for like half an hour and I can't see anything... :( I had my mom and dad come in to see if they could see it but they got all quiet when I showed it to them. They are talking out in the hall now... oh well, guess I'll keep on looking!

Anonymous said...

Jesus will be talking some shit no doubt.

Anonymous said...

If this isn't sacrilegious, I don't know what is. I'm afraid to laugh, I may get struck down.

brother biff said...

somebody, I won't say who, looks like a....poo-poo head!

Anonymous said...

It's photoshopped. Just is. Aint no pancake found by a devout & lonely elderly woman looking for God.

Take a look at it in a graphics application & you'll see it's an animated gif with a blurred transparency of an old-school Jesus illustration. In the animated gif, the frames where the illustration is clearest are only up for a fraction of a second, giving the whole thing the quality of something seen out of the corner of an eye. Clever, really, but obvious with the right tools.

I hope you're not too disappointed, Jonco. If it makes you feel any better, I'm almost positive Agnus MacDougall had nothing to do with it.

Skepticus said...

Does this picture have a name? Perhaps it should be called the 'Son Of Dog' or SOD for short. Does Angus have a grrrrl-friend? If so, someone should check her out for images of the blessed virgin. No hints on where to start looking.

bkrstream said...

Further proof of the wonders of Jesus. He even makes himself available to canine analinguists! Now THAT is an all-inclusive ministry!

Anonymous said...

A friend sent me this. Some of the comments are funnier than the picture itself. What I find most interesting is the fact that many of the Christians are laughing, and many of the others are simply intolerant bigots who paint Christians with broad strokes. It seems Mel Gibson isn't the only religious bigot in the world, and some people don't need to be plied with alcohol first.

Now, excuse me, as I go laugh again.

By the way, Jesus DID appear to me in a Sierra Mist spill. He said, "Yeah, it's kind of like that."

Mark2556 said...

I just looked at my dogs ass. The only thing that appeared was a turd. It doesn't look like a turd but it does sort of look like my uncle Jimmy, who looks a little like Jesus when he hasn't shaved for a few weeks. So I think we're talking a legitimate miracle here.

Anonymous said...

It's not difficult to see a Jesus appearing in that place. As everybody knows, Jesus was a perfect asshole.

Just Joking, everybody knows that this story of jesus and lord is a myth created to fear little boys :)

Anonymous said...

yeaaa this picture is very funny but people must know that jesus does not exist... It is amazing to see all those believers ! wooo

Anonymous said...

You anal Christian zealots .....no pun intended...can't take a joke!

Jonco said...

Thanks for all the comments. Most are very funny. I hope the ones that seemed so serious really weren't.
When I first saw the picture, I thought it was hillarious..... considering all the other "visions" of Jesus. It matters not to me if it were Photoshoped... it just made me laugh. ... And that's what I try to share here... things that make you laugh.... or think.
I know that there are some people who take offense to different things, but will laugh their butts off at something that is equally bothersome to someone else.
I'll probably offend pretty much everyone after a while... but keep in mind that is not my goal here. I only do this to entertain myself and hopefully a few of you.
Thanks for the great comments.
Jonco

Anonymous said...

I believe that Jesus, Himself, finds (note present tense!)this quite humorous. He did have a sense of humor, you know!

G147 said...

That don't look like Jesus. Jesus is a Mexican man that sells me tacos down the block and he only has one arm. That ain't my Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha look at all these douchebags trying to over analyze it. Its fucking funny, so shut the fuck up people.

Anonymous said...

"I believe that Jesus, Himself, finds (note present tense!) this quite humorous. He did have a sense of humor, you know!"

Note past tense. What, you couldn't keep it up for two whole sentences? :)

josh said...

if jesus wanted to present himself, im sure it wouldnt be in a dogs ass

Don Juan said...

mouhahahhaha.

Anonymous said...

What ever happened to "love thy neighbor"?!

I thought Jesus wanted us to love everyone regardless of their beliefs. hmmm... If Jesus was picky with whom he healed the world might be a different place.

HAHA.

I think the picture is fantastic, photoshoped or not. I think the reactions from the religious fanatics are absolutely HILARIOUS, as well as judgemental. OOOOHHHHH.

well done. well done.

bam!

Meetzorp said...

It looks more like the Mona Lisa, to mee.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Jesus really is an asshole...

Anonymous said...

Indeed, we are looking at dogs ass.

Sara said...

Mmm hmm. Good stuff. I actually laughed out loud.

Anonymous said...

i was having issues breathing here. i think it farted.

Anonymous said...

I seriously had to look for a moment before I saw it. If that isn't a sure sign of a stunningly-good photoshop, I don't know what is. Kudos.

Anonymous said...

I seriously had to look for a moment before I saw it. If that isn't a sure sign of a stunningly-good photoshop, I don't know what is. Kudos.

cr said...

Someone paid $28000 for a 10 year old grilled cheese sandwich that looked like the Virgin Mary. Surely a dog emblazoned with Jesus Christ himself could top that.

Frisky said...

So that's why they sniff each other's butts! It's a religious thing...
I'm not sure what religion our dogs are, but they are very devotional!

Anonymous said...

That is too funny! Somewhere in America there is a group of illegals placing flowers around this dog.

BlackWidow said...

I shudder to think I share the world with you folks!!

Anonymous said...

looks like jesus took a break from consuela's tortilla to make an apperance in a dogs asshole. awesome. :)

James Tippins said...

Superb. Now the faith of the world can be stronger. So what do we do with this now? :)

Anonymous said...

I always knew Jesus was an ass.

www.g-zus.net

Debbie said...

Does this mean that I have to take off on Friday to Riot.......again? jk :)

Anonymous said...

GOD is gonna get you for that!!!!

sasha said...

It's even funnier with the music...click the "from" link above.

Anonymous said...

this is funny yet stupid.. and the comments even worse, im catholic and its still funny, ppl who think its worng its a dogs ass who cares not like someone painted it on his ass get over yourself

Anonymous said...

I think the photoshop enhancement is supposed to outline the part of the dog's ass in question - it fades out so you can see the actual "miracle" and the enhanced version. (Like on a discovery channel documentary where they outline a cave painting in red to show you what it's supposed to be, then fade back to the actual painting).

Anonymous said...

Hell-arious photoshop job!

Anonymous said...

I'm a theology student, and i laughed loud as hell at this. Sad to see all the ignorant comments though.

Nefarious Nina said...

Some coworkers were talking about this and wondered if people had come from miles away to light candles and worship the dog's ass? And the conversation just digressed from there. Photoshop or not, good fodder for cubicle banter.

"The candle burned out long before....the dog's butt ever did..."

Anonymous said...

someone here really needs to get a life.......or at least a job!

BlueBerry Pick'n said...

I feel the urge to move to the States & vote Republican.

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Acolyte of the Noodly One said...

Such beauty is rarely seen by mere mortals. We are truly blessed.

Anonymous said...

This is extremely stupid, and far from a miracle. It's a dog's butt, so whether you're a Christian, a Muslim, a Judaist, a Hindu, an atheist, or an agnostic, please, for the sake of rationality, get over it. I'm a rational human being, so I am therefore going to declare those who believe that this is a sign from Jesus Christ as nitwits. Plus, there is no scientific evidence to support the existence of a man named Jesus who had divine/magic powers. Also, evolutionary theory contradicts the biblical creation account, and therefore, indirectly disproves it. Look, I know that there are those who believe that biological change over time through common descent by natural selection is the works of Lucifer, but f.y.i., that is completely unreasonable. I recommend that people be respectful of what honesty has to say about the universe that we all live in. Shouldn't everybody be honest?

Anonymous said...

I'm a vet and i can recognise cancer from a mile away. Get this dog to a surgeon as quickly as possible or it's quite likely that it will die a slow, painful and expensive death.

The real miracle will be that this pooch lasts another 6 months.

Cancer of the arse is not a nice way to go.

Alok Pandey (India) said...

I appreciate your creativity but in cast of believers NOT, though my religion is Hindu but we should respect others feelings. You have lots of potential in you and I hope you create more creative work for human peace.

JofN said...

Hey, it does look like me.

Anonymous said...

Photoshopped? I don't think so you wishful thinking god-fearers! This is the best likeness of christ I've seen yet! I just wish I owned the dog so I could worship such divinity (yeah, right!). Just laughing everyday at the truth my dog is continually revealing would be all too funny. Not to mention the similarity in contents now emanating from my dogs ass and that which came from christ's mouth. haaaa... love it!

Anonymous said...

I guess it's only appropriate that DOG spelled from the other end is GOD I guess.


Lighten up people, I am sure that God is not offended. (and neither is the Dog for that matter). I think it's making more fun of Christ effigies on ridiculous things rather than God anyway.

Lighten up, you'll at least look thinner.

Adam Bee said...

I had a similar experience, except my dog's ass had a perfect image of the holy prophet Mohammed. I'd show you the photo, but...

Anonymous said...

"Pucker up"

Anonymous said...

What's so wrong with a dogs ass looking like Jesus Christ? If people feel the need to worship "Him", shouldn't they all be allowed to see "Him" EVERYWHERE, even if it IS up a dogs ass? If it was photoshopped, it probably would have had a Sh%t Beard or something...

Julie said...

The picture is funny. The comments had me laughing out loud. I'm curious why most are anonymous...

ckaiserca said...

I think it pretty funny. The fading in of the image of Jesus might be a tad overdone, but it's still funny.

I mean, if a cheese sandwich with the image of the Virgin Mary can sell for thousands of $$'s on eBay, imagine how much you can get for that dog!

Anonymous said...

I once saw Muhammad on a camels ass!

Anonymous said...

JESUS -MADE- DOGS ASSES!

WHAT WRONG WITH APPEARING ON ONE?

it's like bob dylan "appearin" on the cover of his own cd, or a photo of the author in the liner notes.

Anonymous said...

This is a clever satire poking fun of those crazy religious people who are so desperate that they see images of jesus/mary/god in random objects, like grilled cheeze sandwiches.

Of course any astute christian properly studying the bible would know that such things would not happen. Indeed as the bible denounces any form of idol worship or any such images such things would not occur. Such fruitless miracles only serve to take advantage of the weak and gullible and misslead christians who don't know better. aka the grilled cheeze sandwich being SOLD to some sucker.

In the bible it mocks the person "feeding on ashes" for worshiping a piece of firewood.(an idol carved of wood) and shows the foolishness of believing in images. God is alive, not an idol, not an image on a piece of toast or oil patch.

This satirical image demonstrates how those seeing such illusions are leading themselves astray, how foolish it is,looking for such signs is likened to worshiping a dog's ass. A true beleiver doesn't fall for such things.

Anonymous said...

Looks remarkably like any politician of any party who has been on office for more than one term, as well as far right-wing or far left-wing idiots of any sort.

Anonymous said...

I saved it to my desktop background, but now it's Rosie O'Donnel.

Jeff Wismer said...

LOL...I believe in you JEBUS!

Anonymous said...

Is that Jesus... throwing up? OH GAWD!

CROWBAR said...

I TYPE IN CAPS AND CALL GROWN PEOPLE "KID". NOW GIT OFF MY LAWN!!!

holycrap said...

Wow! Photoshopped? Really?

Anonymous said...

Well, kinda confirms my thoughts that all Jesus does is to spew a steaming pile of turd.

Anonymous said...

i'm Christian and i had a great laugh! i'm sure GOD is laughing too! HARHARHAR!

Anonymous said...

OMG Is that real????

Anonymous said...

Religous Icons aside.. I just want to know why this kids is going around taking pictures of canine rectums! That truely is the weird part!!

ekw said...

I think it's the Prophet, not Jesus, and I think the dog should be decapitated for having a likeness of Muhammad on its ass.

ekw said...

It never fails to amuse me how people attack Christians for being zealots when the worst zealots of all are the Muslims. Now there is a group that truly has no sense of humor. Christians can laugh at this, but tell an Islamic you saw a dog with a picture of the Prophet on its butt...look out.

ekw said...

"Radical Catholicism" is really nothing more than liberation theology in the guise of Catholicism. Most Catholics reject this left-wing political ideology. It's very big in South America, but not really anywhere else. Also, bringing the Crusades into this is ridiculous. Deal with what's happening now.

Anonymous said...

I think about Jesus as I knock one out. My hand goes up and down my winkle like a blur and I shout "JESUS, JESUS, JESUS" as I lob ropes over my knuckles.

Anonymous said...

I once saw an image of Muhammed on a boars testicles. But I didnt have a camera... doh.

Anonymous said...

God is an imaginary friend for grown-ups.

Greg said...

I once saw Brian wonderously appear on my television screen. He was a very naughty boy y'know.

Anonymous said...

Christ is a twat

Anonymous said...

AND DID YOU KNOW TAT IF U SPELL GOD BACKWARDS YOU GET "DOG"!!!11 LOL

Anonymous said...

this made me so mad my cock got hard.

Anonymous said...

Most amusing. There is no god, though, so no reason to get upset

Anonymous said...

The stupidest part of is this the "omg lo0l, cr1sti4n5 c4n l4ffz0rz w3 aR3 t3h 1337 pWnZ0rZ!1!shiFt0n3!1! mu5l1m5 ar3 t3h suX 4 n07 h4ving t3h 1337 s3n5e 0F hum00rZ h4X!1!" shit.

Anonymous said...

I believe in dog and I thought it was funny.....

Anonymous said...

hello Mr:
"The stupidest part of is this the "omg lo0l, cr1sti4n5 c4n l4ffz0rz w3 aR3 t3h 1337 pWnZ0rZ!1!shiFt0n3!1! mu5l1m5 ar3 t3h suX 4 n07 h4ving t3h 1337 s3n5e 0F hum00rZ h4X!1!" shit.

if you've got something to say about muslims then just say it. don't hide behind your computer-screen-masturbaters club code writing. i mean for fucks sake, your posting annonomously anaway. it's like ur scared because u just saw an image of dog up christs arse or something.....

Anonymous said...

I believe that with the appearance of Jesus in any form, you should politely kiss him on the cheek.

Anonymous said...

The Second coming shall be through a canine butt, and it shall be seen by all of those willing to look.... And it was so!!
Rover 10:4

Anonymous said...

That is so horrible, there is no Rover in the Bible...the Lord will spate you, I pray....

Anonymous said...

Quite frankly the funniest thing I've seen this year. Yay and woo!
Top Banana Racing

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but I won't wiggle my tongue in the mutt's butt until this has been officially sanctioned by Rome.

Anonymous said...

Why the hell would anyone look at a dog's ass long enough to notice this??!! :D

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to see the holy throng that camp out and make this dog the next pilgramage hot spot. Funny as all get out. David Brewer, San Diego Ca.

Anonymous said...

THIS IS MOST DEFIATLY "ASS"ININE, NO PUN INTENDED OF COURSE!!

wolfcry044 said...

The bible says there will be a day when EVERY knee shall bow, and every tongue shall confess that he is LORD.
Whoever made this, I hope for your sake that before you die, you recognize that there is only two possibilities, There is a God, or there is not. Scientifically, even down to one DNA strand, or the intricacy of the eyeball, unless you are a complete fool, you must know God exists. If not, you are blinding yourself for one simple reason. You don't want there to be a God who would tell you how to live your life. You would even go against all commen sense to protect that theory.
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Anonymous said...

mmmmm, nice arse.

Anonymous said...

This is not funny. I would not want to explain this to Jesus. For give Whom ever posted this Lord.

Anonymous said...

There is NO such a think like MIRACLE.

Jesus was a DOCTOR and healed people with LECTURES.

There is NO posiblities of Miracle being exist! Everythink is done with a Science. GOD uses SCIENCE to make his MIRACLES.

Ring'a BELL? Also BIBLE states that when you watch BEHIND the MIRACLES you see REAL GOD and HIS true identity.

HE IS a MAN from THE FUTURE and THE PAST. ALIEN and deep UNKNOWN. GOD = CREATOR, not ALL-CAN ALMIGHTY.

Anonymous said...

I think you will find it is the image of Mohammed (Blessings be upon his puckered ballon knot)

Anonymous said...

We are ALL children of GOD! I will use CAPS LOCK to put EMPHASIS on my WORDS.

Lighten up. This is funny stuff.

Anonymous said...

Could be Bernie The Bolt in disguise?

Anonymous said...

You are all, and I am terribly sorry for the cliche', retarded.

Anonymous said...

Just from the dog ass. They´re bem maluco. Greatly funny. Lol

mick black said...

time to grind this thread and put it in the freezer...2000 years is enough debate.

Anonymous said...

macumbed baby , oh my god !!!

Anonymous said...

It's very well done, nice subtle fade, fits the original image well. Brought a smile to my face :-)

(A Hindu)

Anonymous said...

Love it! The mere mention of "Jesus" and people freak out.

What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?

Anonymous said...

Not photoshopped. That's just the hair growth pattern of dogs'--and most mammals--butts. The color of the hair and a little imagination is all you need to complete the picture. And a sense of humor. Grow up and learn to laugh and life's little jokes.

Anonymous said...

If you think the dog butt is something or the Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese, you have got to see this:

http://cm.ebay.com/cm/ck/1065-29296-2357-0?uid=14412812&site=0&ver=LCA080805&item=160048955806&lk=URL

This is my dog and my phone.

Hope you take a moment to see this awesome image.

Anonymous said...

You can see its an inposed picture over the dogs butt id you mag it. Just a fake picture

Anonymous said...

Hilariass!!! Awesome take on those dumb enough to think there is a pie in the sky!

blimey said...

why was someonbody looking at there dogs ass to notice this?
hmmm?

Anonymous said...

C'MON GUYS. NO MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE, GOD APPRECIATES A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. THIS IS FUNNY!

Anonymous said...

This is another bit of proof the bible is correct, in it Jesus said " I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the END"

Anonymous said...

Its an anal from heaven!

Anonymous said...

Our father, who fart in heaven...

Wolfcry044 said...

"You simpletons!" she cries. "How long will you go on being simpleminded? How long will you mockers relish your mocking? How long will you fools fight the facts? - Proverbs 1:22

When they were finally tired of mocking him, they took off the purple robe and put his own clothes on him again. Then they led him away to be crucified. - Mark 15:20

Now the guards in charge of Jesus began mocking and beating him. - Luke 22:63

Oh, I believe Jesus has a sense of humor, indeed. However what you lack to understand, is that there are certain things to be found funny, and certain things that should not be Mocked. God is one of those not to be mocked things.

Have a nice day.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of mocking: God is gay, and he smells like poop.

Maybe that is why his son lives in a doggie's anus, and is also gay. :P

Anonymous said...

Speaking of mocking: God is gay, and he smells like poop.

Maybe that is why his son lives in a doggy's anus for all eternity, and is also gay. :P

Noel Cower said...

This is a clever ruse to get you all to stare at a dog's pooper.

Anonymous said...

This surely puts a different emphasis on John 3:16.

Anonymous said...

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

if there is a god, (s)he/it probably just won a bet with someone that humans could be made to see jesus anywhere regardless of how freaking rediculous it may be. and you can be sure that (s)he/it is laughing thier etherial ass of right now.

Anonymous said...

I WONDER IF ALL YOU MOCKERS WILL SAY AND JOKE THE SAME FILTH ON THE DAY YOU MEET YOUR MAKER!
ON THAT DAY THERE WILL BE NO LAUGHING ...ONLY TEARS....MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD NOW,WHILE YOU STILL HAVE OPPORTUNITY!

Anonymous said...

You are what comes out of your dogs ass! Are you sure it was not an image of yourself as you sound like a asshole to me!

Anonymous said...

All can be forgiven. There is room at the cross for you too, my friend.
+mike

Anonymous said...

Marvellous stuff - I'm training to be a vicar and I found it hilarious. If we can't joke about ourselves then there's something wrong! Actually my Penis looks a little like a bishop.

KEEF!! said...

This is great!! Every time I get up from taking a huge dump, I turn around and look for jesus in my stools! ALSO, I WANNA SEE USED CONDOM JESUS AND ABORTED FETUS JESUS TOO!

J of N said...

Wolfcry you humorless twit, lighten up a bit. They're not mocking me just those who insist they see ME in every nook and cranny.

Anonymous said...

FUCK YOU!!!! GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN LOOK @ A DOG'S ASS????? WHY WERE YOU LOOKING @ HIS ASS ANYWAYS??? GOT BUSSINESS W/ HIM??

Anonymous said...

always new god was a bunch of crap

Anonymous said...

That is fucking hilarious. Jesus, Mohammed, Budda, all all dog's asses.

Anonymous said...

i think it is a matter of how you look at it. if you look at it in respect of it being just a unusual picture and not in a critical way, then it is something that you can pass on to others to see. however if you criticise the Lord, then i have to agree with another viewer that you will some day meet your maker... are you ready for him no matter how you look at him no matter where he appears, you better be looking up, you will be seeing him in the sky,and not on a dogs butt!!!! are you saved? have you ask him into your heart yet? his coming is near!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't know if this is some strange joke or strange truth....however and whatever it is I just want to point out that the people on here making harsh jokes about the Lord are going to regret it if they don't seek Him out and get on their knees and repent.....I am fine w/the pic....doesn't bother me what bothers me are the lost souls out there mocking my Lord!!! He is alive....that I can GUARENTEE!!!!

Anonymous said...

How the F can you guarantee that, genius?

There is no god, there is no heaven, there is no devil, there is no hell.

Sheep, total sheep.

The dog rawks, BTW. Worship that, sheep.

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Anonymous said...

that -

is fricking hilarious...

Makes me think of the famous gospel of thomas verse:

Jesus said: "Split wood, I am there. Lift up a rock, you will find me there."

So lift up a dog's tail - he's there too!

to all the peeps that are bent out of shape about "mocking the Lord" et al - comprehending the infinite and the unconditional love that this universe has for each and every one of us, no matter what club we belong to - and thinking that a "sense of humor" doesn't exist in that capacity - it doesn't make any sense. So go preach your fear and loathing some other place - just make sure you don't harm another entity in the process... that's where the karma comes in and gets ya.

Julie said...

What is DOG spelled backwards?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you put the dog to sleep and see if he comes back to life in 3 days? LOL

cyriak said...

Muhahahaha


Excellent ^^

Anonymous said...

holy shit! lol what a pun but that is well clear

Anonymous said...

have you ever heard of anal colouring, well this is most deffinately it! This is very inapropriote for traditional christians (as in jesus in paintings and not anals) like me. P.S. Roxy is hot and cool Rock on!

Anonymous said...

Christ doesn't care where you see him just that you see him. Thank You Jesus for showing some that might not have known you do exist in ALL things. GOD , you are awesome and Jesus is LORD.

a lucky heart said...

i like this. Not the funniest thing i've ever seen, but still funny. i have Christian friends who would hate this and others who would love this and laugh until they cry (one of whom would then make a remark about becoming like me because of the crying while laughing).

Anonymous said...

this is a fucking dog it can't have god dam jesus in his fucking butt

Anonymous said...

As a confirmed Roman Catholic, I am overjoyed by this apparition of my Savior in a dog's butt. I love Jesus, I love dogs, and this picture is now my screensaver. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

that looks like a white man's image, i have no proof that or or someone you call jesus.

Jesus the Christ has no authentic image I know of that could be likened with this.

Any way there is no need to make or create a false image therefore.

If indeed it does exist and oes look like what you say it does, then that could tatarmount to blaspheme... but so far I think its just another perveted effort to digust those who know not what they worship and to entertain the perveted.....

Anonymous said...

it looks like jesus because god cummed in a dogs ass like a faggot

Angel said...

You guys are dumb, this is just a funny picture of a dogs ass similar to jesus, don't go getting butt hurt because you believe in anything someone tells you even "jesus lives in your dogs ass" personally, religion is rediculous, if god were real, there would be only one religion and others would be counted out to be nothing more than a cult.

Josh said...

with that said
there wouldn't be a religion in the first place obviously relgion classifies people by group and race anyway meaning, anything you believe in, is fake anyway because if gods were real, you'd be imagicated by this "one god bullshit"

Thanks Angel

Father Pecarios said...

I'd buy Jesus' image on a burrito or on someone's colon x-rays, or in the reflection of a poorly-bent haze of a sheet of plexiglass, or maybe on a burnt piece of toast, or in the dross of a bad weld job, or someone's birthmark, or the leftover ch, wait, that one really hewed remains of a priest's 20 oz. Melbourne steak from Outback Steakhouse... or in the image of every burning building ever photographed, or in a smear of paint from a car's cheap paint job, or on the surface of another planet, or in a statue high on a hill in Rio de Janeiro (oh wait, that one really is supposed to be Jesus.) But on a dog's hind quarters? What savior tattooes himself there? We all know it wasn't an atheist that did it, or even Jesus. It was quite clearly the work of the Easter Bunny.

Lighten up, folks. If god is everywhere, and Christ is part of the holy trinity, you have to accept the dog butt. Now kiss Christ on the cheek and ask forgiveness.

Anonymous said...

Skeptic Magazine founder Michael Shermer takes us on a hilarious romp through the strange claims we humans put forth as truth - from alien encounters to Virgin Mary sightings on pizza pies, to hidden messages revealed while playing "Stairway to Heaven" backwards - and explains the evolutionary and cognitive basis for these lapses in reason. Don't miss the one-minute challenge testing your own observational skills... Shermer is the founder/publisher of Skeptic Magazine, and author of several books, including Why People Believe Weird Things. (Recorded February 2006 in Monterey, CA. Duration: 17:29)

http://tedblog.typepad.com/tedblog/2006/11/skeptic_founder.html#

Tobiah said...

God made man in his image, and apparently God made a dogs behind in the image of Christ. And all of you christians who deny Gods creation, are not true christians.

Ur A Fag said...

this shit is so not real if u beilive its real ur a fucking dumbass

Anonymous said...

so who's going to be the first to start worshipping the dog's butt? This could be another relic or idol of worship. Frankly, I'd find it hilarious if the image of Christ was worshipped, especially since it's found in the dog's butt hole. I'm a Christian, and I find it humorous, but only because stuff like this is absurd. Jesus' face in a dog's butt hole. What kind of God do people think he is? Definitely one with a sense of humor.

jgun said...

Dingleberries would become earrings! How funny.

Anonymous said...

now THAT'S a glory hole!

Anonymous said...

that is so cool but if my aunt saw that she would laugh her head off!!!!

Lexxie said...

It's sad as all hell that believers will see the son of god in a piece of toast or a pattern in wallpaper but not this becuase it "might" be offensive? LMFAO pathetic. God can't have a sense of humour? I think it's fun and get your bible outta your butt (pardon the pun) to see it!

jonsmithgreen said...

Genius! LOL, very L. Thanks

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