Happy Holidays to all the Bits & Pieces visitors.
Kids and Christmas
My daughter was playing Mary and forgot her lines so she ad-libbed, telling Joseph: 'I'm having a baby - oh, and it's not yours...'
When my daughter went to see Santa, he asked what her name was. She said: "Angela. What's yours?"
Without thinking, he replied: "Bill..."
I asked my young grandson what he would like Santa to bring him. He produced a rather long list. When I commented on the length of it, he replied: "It's just in case this is the last year I believe in him."
Last Christmas my son said thoughtfully: "I hate to think what Santa spends on Scotch tape."
I was at my friend's house when her six-year-old son poked his head round the door and said: "Mom, you know I wanted a bike for Christmas? Well I don't need it now. I just found one behind your wardrobe!"
My nine-year-old son was learning the world's capital cities.
"What's Istanbul the capital of ?" he asked me.
Hinting at Turkey, I said: "We eat a lot of it at Christmas."
"Greece," he replied.
So much for my cooking, then.
Chicago Tribune Christmas Carol Quiz
Ten best self made Christmas trees
For a lot more Christmas links there's Miss Cellania's Christmas links Volume 1, Volume 2 and Volume 3.
Silent Night (Misheard lyrics are immortalized as ‘mondegreens.)
More Misheard Christmas lyrics
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