Sunday, February 25, 2007

Australian analogies and idioms and similies

Here are just a few:

  •  Face like a dropped pie.
  •  Happy as a dog with two tails.
  • Harder to pick than a broken nose.
  • If he fell into a barrel full of tits he'd come up sucking his thumb.
  •  Smiling like a mother-in-law in a divorce court.
  •  So bucktoothed, she could eat a watermelon through a barbed wired fence.
  •  So hungry ... I could eat the arsehole out of a dead dingo, I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck.
  •  Ugly as a hatful of arseholes.
  •  Useless as ... tits on a bull, a glass door on a dunny, a letterbox on a tombstone, a pork chop at a synagogue.
  •  Vanished like a fart in a fan factory.
  • useless as an ashtray on a motorbike
  • (any sport) played like a cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond
  • As popular as a turd in a punchbowl
  • He wouldn't work in an iron lung..meaning he's terribly lazy
  • All that lead in the pencil and no one to write to (single guy)
  • wind so strong it would blow a dog off a chain

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