J-Walk blog has posted a bunch of songs rewritten to appeal to aging baby boomers. I shamelessly stole borrowed them and some of the funnier comments he received.
- Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
- The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
- Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash
- Ringo Starr - I Get By With a Little Help from Depends
- Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
- Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now
- Paul Simon - Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
- Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom
- Marvin Gaye - I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts
- Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade of Hair
- Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
- The Temptations - Papa's Got a Kidney Stone
- Abba - Denture Queen
- Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall
- Helen Reddy - I am Woman, Hear me Snore
- Willie Nelson - On the Throne Again
- Leslie Gore - It's My Procedure and I'll Cry if I Want To
- The Angels - My Boyfriend's Dead
- The Outsiders - Time Won't Let Me Do Anything
- The Box Tops - Bend Me, Shake Me Out Of My Coma
- Pete Seeger - This Land Is Your Land, Thanks to My Will
- Steppenwolf - Magic Carpet Cleaner
- Betty Everett - The Droop Droop Song
- The Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Feeling In Your Left Leg
- Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling Down The Stairs and Breaking My Hip
- Nancy Sinatra - These Slippers Are Made For Keeping My Feet Warm When The House Gets a Little Chilly
- Van Morrison: My Gallstone Girl
- Eric Clapton: It grows hair, it grows hair, it grows hair.....Rogaine
- The Stones: Time Is Not on My Side
- The Stones: Get Off My Lawn
- James Brown: Papa's Got a Brand New Colostomy Bag
- Tony Bennet: I left my heart in... Uh... Where was I?
- Moody Blues: Lovely to See You Again...with these new bifocals
- Simon & Garfunkel: Hello Darkness My Old Friend (now how will I find my Depends?)
- Going to the Chapel (And We're Gonna Get Buried)
- The Box Tops: The Letter--not one of those newfangled emails!
- "Predecease Me" by Kitty Wills
- Predecease me (you die first)
'cause you're the one who'd feel the worst
to think of me without a friend
Predecease me...and let me love again - Amazing Grave (How Sweet the Mound)
- Paul Simon: Call me Al (Zheimer)
- The Beach Boys: Be True To Your Stool; Good Vibrators; Help Me, OnStar
- The Beatles: Dear Prunejuice; Drive My Golfcart; Got To Get It Into My Wife; I Am The Wal-Mart; I Should Have Known Betty
- The Rolling Stones: 90th Nervous Breakdown; {I Can't Get No) Sam's Club Action; Let's Spend The 401K Together
- Janis Joplin: Me and Wobbly Knee
- Creedence Clearwater Recovery: Who'll stop the pain
- Pete Seeger: Where Have All The Hours Gone?
- Bob Dylan: Blowin’ (I’ve Got Wind)
- Beatles: "Will you still need me..." When I'm Seventy-four
- Van Halen: "Hot Flashes for Teacher"
- Little richard: Fruity Tootie
via Still the Best After All These Years
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