Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Computer lingo

ComputerMemory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account

A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And if you had a 3 inch floppy…
…you just hoped no-one found out!

Thanks Joe P

1 comment:

isiah said...

mouse pad is effeminate protection for a mouse.