I'd've probably titled this one "Got Wood?"
If I had been standing there that long, I'd have done her also.
Yew should call this "A Goosed Spruce". Or "Balsa deep in a nice piece of Ash". Or "This old Bald Cypress is going to pull out of this young Aspen and Chestnut". Or "Making Holly jolly". Or "Laurel and Hardwood". Or "At the height of Passion, Douglas Fir-got her name was Olive (or was it Myrtle, or Rose, or Hazel?)".This Poplar Beech is having an Oak-gasm while getting Corked in the Sassafras Dogwood style. But... if no one is in the forest, does it make a sound??If this is offensive, Yew Maple this comment off with my Persimmon.Hey, at least I didn't use Cumquat or Cherry.Yucca, yucca, yucca! ;D
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