Monday, August 13, 2007

Dog or cat?

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it . .
    then buy a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want to ...
    then buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
    then buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores.
    then buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually 
    then buy a dog.Control cat
But, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness…

 then buy a cat!

Thanks Joe P


Alec said...

Or get married

Strahil Minev said...

... and have kids :D

Anonymous said...

If you are insecure and need the complete dependence and reassurance of unconditional love from an animal of lower intelligence because intelligent beings shun you, then buy a dog.

If you are secure and find it rewarding to have the love of an animal who doesn't really need you and doesn't lick every person who walks though your door, then buy a cat

Anonymous said...

I'd like to buy a cat. I'm into exploratory vivisection and I refuse to work on intelligent creatures.

Anonymous said...

I have owned several cats. Free kittens used to be great food for my 8 ft. boa constrictor. You go to the folks house, act like you love the little critter, pet on it and say sweet things. Then when you get home, you call out...supper time Sidney! I must say Sidney loved those kittens also.

Anonymous said...

In order of intelligence:
People that own snakes