Friday, October 19, 2007

Fancy new supermarket

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you take in the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I do not buy toilet paper there.



Anonymous said...

Bacon and eggs to the eggs...what next the aroma of MikeyD's next to the meat counter...What no smell of cow paddies next to the milk??? good call not to purchase TP there!

Anonymous said...

well say what you might... that condom department rocks!!!