Monday, October 15, 2007


Kiefer Sutherland Will Serve 30 Days on DUI Charge
Terror Alert Level raised to orange.

Some Companies Introduce “Zero E-Mail Fridays”
Following success of “No Lunch Break Thursdays.”

Most Lipsticks Contain Lead
Billions and billions of kisses recalled.

Study: 40% of Patients Don’t Know What Drugs They’re Taking
What day it is, who is the president, their ass from their elbow.

Craig Will Serve Out Term Despite Not Being Permitted to Withdraw Guilty Plea
Hopes to get caught with hooker, restore tarnished reputation


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