Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Recordable clock

Recordable clock Enjoy your favorite faces and their precious voices with each passing hour!

Personalize this wall clock with photos and custom recordings for each hour. Record a grandchild's first words or a close friend's greeting. (If no message is recorded, clock will announce the hour instead.)

Hey, it beats listening to a ding dong evey hour…. or does it?

Only $32.95.  Full details here.

via J-Walk blog

misleading food names

Here are just a few:

Click here for more misleading food names.

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Think this is heavy?

From my friend Tommy the Tow truck driver:
This truck ran into the back of a grain truck and flipped it over spilling 12,000 pounds of corn all over the highway and sending this truck across the median, down through a ditch filled with 2 feet of water, then up the other side of the highway to rest on a cable.  The Missouri State Highway Patrol had the highway shut down for almost 3 hours dealing with this accident.  I got the call and they explained that they thought the trucks involved in the accident were too big for me to handle but the highway was blocked and was there any way I could assist.  As everyone knows; I have big giant balls!!! and am always up for a challenge. 
       To make a long story short, I retreived this cable truck that was way too heavy for me to handle.  You should have seen the State Troopers faces when I stood my truck up on the side of the highway while loading this thing.  They all just about shit!!!               Drive Careful       -Tommy           Toms Tow Truck
 
Thanks Tommy

Monday, August 22, 2005

Absolutely free software

Click here for a long list of the best free software for Windows.

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Elvis' granddaughter is 16 and a model

Elvis rileyElvis Presley’s granddaughter…that’s right, Lisa Marie’s daughter, Riley Keough is a model.  The 16 year old is the face of  Christian Dior's Miss Dior Ch?rie perfume. The scent, which was launched this summer and retails for $65 and $85 at Saks Fifth Avenue, counts Julia Stiles, Emmy Rossum and Marcia Cross among its fans.

She’s also appeared on a Vogue cover with her mom and grandma Pricilla.

Read all about her.

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iBod - Girl behind the iPod ads

Ibod girl Ever wonder who the s lhouetted girl in the Apple iPod ads is?   The New York Post interviewed her this week:

This is the first time that Mandy Coulton, a 26-year-old dancer from Los Angeles, has been revealed as the body behind the hugely successful ad campaign for Apple's iPod music players. More than 20 million iPods have been sold since it was introduced in 2001.

She was paid a flat fee of $1,500 for the shoot - a tiny fraction of the billions Apple has reaped from the sale of its sleek portable player. But Coulton - posing here with one of her ads - says it still wasn't enough to buy one of the must-have gadgets.

Pink ipod ad"At the time, $1,500 seemed a lot of money - but now my picture is absolutely everywhere. But I'm not bitter or anything," the stunning brunette said.

"I would like one - but $400 for an iPod is too much for me at the moment. I can't justify spending that much money when I have day-to-day stuff to pay for, like the car and rent."

via J-Walk blog

Jewels locked up

Padlock BRENTWOOD - The "family jewels" of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks - literally.

On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles. 

According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was intoxicated when they arrived on scene.

The man reported that the padlock had been on his testicles for two weeks. Cpl. H.D. Wood IV said the man reported that a friend put the lock on his testicles. He was allegedly severely intoxicated and passed out. He told police that when he woke up the padlock was placed around top his scrotum and his friend was gone.

Here’s the whole story.

via Kim Komando

Fish lures fisherman to his death

Fishing clip BERLIN (Reuters) - A fish caught in an east German lake near the Polish border not only got off the hook but also lured a 46-year-old fisherman to his death, police in the eastern town of Eisenhuettenstadt said Tuesday.

A  police spokeswoman said the fish pulled the fishing rod out of the man's hands and dragged it about 100 metres away from shore at the Kleinen Pohlitzer lake near Eisenhuettenstadt. The man took off his clothes and swam after the pole.

An eyewitness said the man reached the rod floating on the surface but then suddenly stopped moving. The witness, 54, swam out to help him and pulled the fisherman back to shore, where he was later pronounced dead, police said.

"I know it sounds like an incredible story but it really happened," an Eisenhuettenstadt police spokeswoman said. "It was apparently just an ordinary fish."

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Anagrammy Winners of 2005

  • Premenstrual syndrome = Tampons render me surly
  • Clint Eastwood’s Million Dollar Baby = So I’ll bet it’ll win old boy a damn Oscar
  • The art of seduction = Need that for coitus
  • Bureau of Economic Analysis = I balance USA’s income for you
  • Actor Sylvestor Stalone = Very cool talentless star
  • The crime investigator = He interrogates victims
  • Asteroid threats = Disaster to Earth
  • Relationship expert = Rotten sex?  I help pair
  • The typical blonde-haired woman = On the whole, rated incapably dim
  • Will Shakespeare = Speaks well I hear
  • The legal profession = One gets help from liars
  • Thai food = A hot Fido
  • The nude resorts = There to undress
  • One small step for mankind = Neil’s plan – speak for a moment after moon landing
  • Rap music = It’s um… crap

View the complete list

How much is 9 million buck$?

Six dollars2 rows with 3 dollars each

3000 dollars2 inches thick, stacked singly it would be a foot high

360,000 dollarsA stack 5 feet tall.  singly would be 120 feet high.

9 million bucks

To see how much the war in Iraq is costing click here.

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License to blog

Bits Pieces license

Get yours here.

via Wugsy

Finally

OJ did it

Look at those Evil Eyes

Girl-eyes

Evileyes_1859_438974

Now you can order your very own Evil Eyes contact lenses.

 

 

 

To do nude or not to do nude

From the list of 190 things to do nude:

  • Aerobics  (but not at the fitness center)
  • Bathe  (I can’t argue with this one)
  • Buff the floor  ( pun intended I assume)
  • Bowling (?)
  • Cards (Strip poker I guess)
  • Fishing (Watch out for that hook)
  • Gardening  (OK, I’ll buy that)
  • Go to church (If you’re at a nudist colony perhaps)
  • Hanging out (pun deifnitely intended)
  • Jet skiing (not this guy)
  • Mud Football (is mud wrestling the same thing?)
  • Night swimming (skinny dipped a few times)
  • Paying the bills (Is there any other way?)
  • Scrabble  (?)
  • Vaccuuming (if I vaccuumed I’d do it naked)
  • Window washing (peek-a-boo)
  • Wood chopping (careful there)

From the list of 74 thingd NOT to do nude

  • BBQ sizzling meat (ouch)
  • Beekeeping  (I can understand this one)
  • Carry an angry cat  (been there - survived that)
  • Drive during rush hour (Where’s your spirit of adventure?)
  • Frying bacon (Can’t argue with that one)
  • Making a snow angel (BRRRR)
  • Paintball (ouch)
  • Playing leapfrog (depends on who you’re playing with)
  • Remove a hornet’s nest (DUH!)
  • Sit on an ant hill (wow, that itches just thinking about it)
  • Slide down an unfinished banister (Can you say SPLINTER?)
  • Train an attack dog  (Yikes)
  • Working with dry ice (Talk about freezer burn)
  • Weed whacking (Is that what they’re calling it now?)

The complete To do nude or not to do nude list

via Growabrain

100 things you should do in California

From the list:

The complete list.

via Growabrain

What is your ass telling you?

Donkey 101a Donkey 101b Donkey 101c

How to train your donkey 101.

via J-Walk blog

Bubble gum alley

Located off Higuera Street in San Luis Obispo, California (look for a small alley on the East side of the street just North of Broad Street) is a place known as Bubble Gum Alley.

Gum alley

But is it art?   I kinda think so.

Gum flag

Gum martini

via J-Walk Blog

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Everybody can't be a winner

Uglygirls

via Dave’s Daily

Bats & Pieces .... of Bats

Baseball bat

Take me out to the ball game....

Take me out to the crowd….

Fly me to some peanuts and Cracker Jacks….

I don’t care if I’m just half a bat….

Oh it’s scoot, scoot, scoot for the ball fans….

If they get hit it’s a shame….

For it’s one….two… three fans knocked out…..

at the old ball game.

 

Making a night deposit at the ATM

Night deposit

via Dave’s Daily