From the list of 190 things to do nude:
- Aerobics (but not at the fitness center)
- Bathe (I can’t argue with this one)
- Buff the floor ( pun intended I assume)
- Bowling (?)
- Cards (Strip poker I guess)
- Fishing (Watch out for that hook)
- Gardening (OK, I’ll buy that)
- Go to church (If you’re at a nudist colony perhaps)
- Hanging out (pun deifnitely intended)
- Jet skiing (not this guy)
- Mud Football (is mud wrestling the same thing?)
- Night swimming (skinny dipped a few times)
- Paying the bills (Is there any other way?)
- Scrabble (?)
- Vaccuuming (if I vaccuumed I’d do it naked)
- Window washing (peek-a-boo)
- Wood chopping (careful there)
From the list of 74 thingd NOT to do nude
- BBQ sizzling meat (ouch)
- Beekeeping (I can understand this one)
- Carry an angry cat (been there - survived that)
- Drive during rush hour (Where’s your spirit of adventure?)
- Frying bacon (Can’t argue with that one)
- Making a snow angel (BRRRR)
- Paintball (ouch)
- Playing leapfrog (depends on who you’re playing with)
- Remove a hornet’s nest (DUH!)
- Sit on an ant hill (wow, that itches just thinking about it)
- Slide down an unfinished banister (Can you say SPLINTER?)
- Train an attack dog (Yikes)
- Working with dry ice (Talk about freezer burn)
- Weed whacking (Is that what they’re calling it now?)
The complete To do nude or not to do nude list
via Growabrain
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