40 reasons it's wonderful to be a woman

Here are just a few:

 1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.

 7. Women live longer than men.

10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).

 14. Women know the truth about whether size matters...

 19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

 27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.

 32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.

Here’s the complete list.

via Coolio’s Weblog