Anagrammy Winners of 2005

• Premenstrual syndrome = Tampons render me surly
• Clint Eastwood’s Million Dollar Baby = So I’ll bet it’ll win old boy a damn Oscar
• The art of seduction = Need that for coitus
• Bureau of Economic Analysis = I balance USA’s income for you
• Actor Sylvestor Stalone = Very cool talentless star
• The crime investigator = He interrogates victims
• Asteroid threats = Disaster to Earth
• Relationship expert = Rotten sex?  I help pair
• The typical blonde-haired woman = On the whole, rated incapably dim
• Will Shakespeare = Speaks well I hear
• The legal profession = One gets help from liars
• Thai food = A hot Fido
• The nude resorts = There to undress
• One small step for mankind = Neil’s plan – speak for a moment after moon landing
• Rap music = It’s um… crap

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