Friday, August 26, 2005

Best country music song titles

Here are a few:

  •  Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  •  She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  • Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
  •  If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
  •  Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
  •  You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  •  Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye
  •  I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
  •  I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
  •  I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!
  •  How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?

Here’s the whole list

via Harris Online

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