Thursday, September 08, 2005

Beer bottle organ

BeerganBeer bottle organ

Made by Peterson Tuners, yes, the sound is actually produced by blowing air over the tops of real beer bottles. The bottles are filled or "tuned" using mineral oil, so it will not evaporate or change tunings during weather changes. It can be played with the organ keys, or by a MIDI device.

The Bottle Organ concept was first developed in the early 1800's

  Click here to listen to the Beer Bottle Organ play a bit of Eleanor Rigby.

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Bottle opener ring

Bottle opener ringFeeling thirsty? No bottle opener? Never again.

You have entered the home of the Ring Thing, the ring bottle opener that you wear. It’s time to save your teeth and re-employ your social finger!

How to use:
1) Wear it on you Social Finger (middle finger).
2) Hook the bottle cap with the Ring Thing and lift your wrist.
3) Pssshhhhhhhhhhh... enjoy your drink!

Enjoy fashion with function, and be the life of the party with people-against-thirst everywhere.

Top 5 reasons to own a Ring Thing:
1) Opens bottles with a flick of a wrist. – All About Beer magazine
2) This multipurpose bling adorns my hand and pops the tops off my beer bottles – Wired Magazine
3) Women were amazed; men were jealous. – Chicago Tribune
4) It’s a reasonably priced gift for any occasion, and may be the talk of the party – St Louis Post Dispatch
5) Save your teeth… here’s a piece of jewelry a thirsty cat can really dig – Biker Magazine

Only $9.99.  Get yours here.

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The Health Benefits Of Beer

  • Beerglass Light to moderate beer drinkers would decrease their chances of suffering a stroke by 20%.
  •  Consuming moderate amounts of beer would lower one's chances of coronary heart disease by 30-40%, compared to those who don't drink at all.
  •  Alcohol has also been attributed to increasing the amount of good cholesterol (HDL) in the bloodstream, as well as helping to decrease blood clots.
  •   Beer contains vitamin B6, which prevents the build-up of the amino acid homocysteine, that has been linked to heart disease. Those of us who have high levels of homocysteine are usually more prone to an early onset of heart and vascular disease.
  •  A new study performed at the TNO Nutrition and Food Research Institute in Utrecht indicates that those who drink beer had no increase in their homocysteine level, but those who drank wine or liquor had an increase of up to 10%.
  •  Beer provides a 30% increase in vitamin B6 into the blood plasma -- something that neither wine nor any other liquor can do.
  •  Beer is both fat-free and cholesterol-free.
  •  Beer has a relaxing effect on the body thereby reducing stress and helping you sleep better.
  •  Beer has proven to have positive effects on elderly people. It helps promote blood vessel dilation, sleep and urination.

Read more about beer at AskMen.com

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How to make a toga

Mantoga Now on to the serious business of toga-tying....

  •           Don't use a sheet
  •           Let me repeat that
  •           Don't use a sheet

Go to a cloth store and BUY SOMETHING GOOD and, [shock of the century] SHEETS ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE! CLOTH IS CHEAPER. Really! I was surprised myself.

HOW MUCH FABRIC TO BUY ?

  •       Six Yards: this is the official recommendation. I think it's too long.
  •       Five Yards: a little closer to reality, how much draping do you want?
  •       Four Yards: good enough for a simple man's toga.

For those of you who have NEVER bought fabric, YOU control how much LENGTH you buy, the WIDTH is a standard width that all fabric seems to come in which is about five feet wide, roughly. I simply take that width, fold it in half, goes once around my waist (a good place to hide a belt), then over the shoulder and just drape from there.

The design is simple:

    * The toga cloth is basically long and narrow
    * (Which is why sheets don't work well)
    * Pin one end of it to your waist
    * Wrap it around you at least once
    * Should hang to about the knees
    * Pin it at the waist again, on the right or left side
    * Throw the rest over one shoulder
    * Around the back
    * Pin it at the waist again
    * Wear gym shorts underneath
    * Sandals, if possible
    * Carry something stupid like a sword

More on making Togas

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Could you pass 8th-grade math?

My answer:  Apparently not.  I think I used to be able to do this…. but, use it or lose it!

Sample question:

The shaded surface of this access ramp will be covered with all-weather carpet. Find the area of the carpet needed.
Graphic image

Take the quiz.

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Demotivational Images

Beauty

Failure2

Apology

Some of these are really funny.  Demotivational Images

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Incredibly huge animals

Big moose

Incredibly huge animals

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Who gives a rats ass what Jesse Jackson thinks? Just help the people!

Use of the Word “Refugee” Stirs Debate
NEW YORK - Sept 6, 2005  – What do you call people who have been driven from their homes with only the clothes on their backs, unsure if they will ever be able to return, and forced to build a new life in a strange place?

News organizations are struggling for the right word.

Many, including The Associated Press, have used "refugee" to describe those displaced by the wrath of Hurricane Katrina.

But the choice has stirred anger among some readers and other critics, particularly in the black community. They have argued that "refugee" somehow implies that the displaced storm victims, many of whom are black, are second-class citizens — or not even Americans.

"It is racist to call American citizens refugees," the Rev. Jesse Jackson said, visiting the Houston Astrodome on Monday. Members of the

Congressional Black Caucus have expressed similar sentiments.

Others have countered that the terms "evacuees" or even "displaced" are too clinical and not sufficiently dramatic to convey the dire situation that confronts many of Katrina's survivors.

Red the entire article in Yahoo News

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I can't afford my gasoline

Cute animation and song.  (Looking at the price there, it’s obvious this was created a few weeks ago.)
Cant afford gas

I cant afford my gasoline.

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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Drunk woman dies while peeing in cemetery

 BRUSSELS (Reuters) - An inebriated Belgian woman died in a freak accident when she ended up beneath a heavy grave stone at a cemetery, local news agency Belga said Wednesday.

The 33-year-old was on her way home from a bar in the Belgian town of Pulle in the early hours of Saturday when she took a short cut through the cemetery.

But she urgently needed to relieve herself and crouched down between two gravestones. As she lost her balance, she grabbed one of the stones which gave way and landed on top of her.

The public prosecutor's office said she died of suffocation as she was unable to lift the heavy stone.

I guess when she started to go, she went.

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Sniper pigeon

Sniper pigeon
 A pigeon flies out of the way as a SWAT team descends on the Fisher Housing Development in New Orleans, where local, state and federal law enforcement officials conducted an operation in search of snipers on Wednesday.

More Katrina pictures here.

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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Husband of the year

Husband of the year

Nice of him to carry that 6 pack for her.

Thanks Deadeye

Weird keyboards

Weird keyboards Weird keyboard2

Weird keyboards3  Weird keyboards4

Click here for more.

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Twisted Sisters

Nuns

Hoaxer tricks testicle cooking contest

Kangaroo testicles Organisers of the world testicle cooking championships were left out of pocket after a hoaxer claimed to be Australia's top testicle cook.

A man claiming to be Australian chef Nibel Bevan rang the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia, asking to take part.

Organiser Gornji Milanovac said they imported kangaroo testicles especially for the Australian team - but nobody turned up.

He said: "The caller told us cooked kangaroo testicles were a popular delicacy in Australia, and gave us the details of where we could get kangaroo testicles from so we could have them ready when Mr Bevan and his team arrived."

"We were disappointed when no Australians arrived, we even had a band ready to welcome them."

Ljubomir Erovic, who arranged a VIP reception for 'Mr Bevan', added: "We are sorry Mr Bevan could not make it, and hope he might still turn up next year once he realises that jokers have been pretending to be him.

"We would like to compare the testicles of a kangaroo to those of wild boars and bulls. That would really make our unique competition the World Championships."

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Blind dog

CantSee-Dog_with_glasses

Talk to a human being

Sometimes it’s very frustrating to go thru the telephone answering menu system for some companies… ok, most companies.  Here’s a lost of 70 companies with their toll-free numbers and tips on cutting thru their answering systems and possibly talking to a real human being.

Here are a few from the list:

  •  Bank of America         800-900-9000         Hit zero twice, after menu choices play
  •  Cingular                        800-331-0500          For faster service, press the option that you are looking to close your account,  You get the same ppl but an immediate answer
  •  Visa                               800-847-2911          Hit zero three times (ignore prompts saying that it's an invalid entry)
  •  AOL                              888-346-3704         0
  •  Dell                               888-560-8324         Hit zero twice
  •   SBC                              800-585-7928          Again, an (intelligent, this time) IVR wants YOUR phone number first.
  •  American Airlines       800-433-7300          Press zero twice, then say "agent"

See the whole list.

 

Hard to find phone numbers

Apparently it’s hard to find phone numbers that let you talk to real people at some tech companies.  Here are a few:

  • Amazon.com       Customer Service     800–201-7575
  • eBay                      408-376-7400
  • PayPal                    888-221-1161

Link

 

Riding shotgun

Riding Shotgun 

Doggy

Teddy bear love

Bear_love

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Hot dog collage of me

  Hot dog jonMake a collage of images based on Yahoo! image search results. Select a photo to upload. A good photograph is simple, not fussy, and small enough to fit on a computer screen. Then enter a search query to build your collage from.

You can do it.

 

 

 

(Close up below)

Hot dog jon

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