Don't squeeze the Charmin

Wife Charged for Attacking Husband…
(by squeezing his testicles so hard it put him in critical condition)

TIOGA-NICETOWN - May 17, 2006 - A Philadelphia woman is in police custody, accused of an attack against her own husband. Police say she grabbed him in a jealous rage so hard that he lies hospitalized and she is facing charges.

Investigators say the case of domestic violence happening overnight along the 3800 block of Pulaski Street in the city's Tioga-Nicetown section.

Police say the wife believed her husband, Howard Randall, was cheating on her. So, while he slept, police say the woman grabbed and squeezed a part of his male anatomy.

Randall was rushed to Einstein Hospital with severe bleeding. Doctors first labeled his condition critical but he is now listed in stable condition at the hospital.

His wife now faces aggravated assault and other related charges. At one point, authorities said she could have faced attempted murder.

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