Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity. - Albert Einstein
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Dont worry that the world ends today; its already tomorrow in Australia!
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
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