Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Some people are like Slinkies…..not really good for anything, and you just can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-20 years). At Blockbuster you’re two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US immigration.
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