Make me feel like a woman

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse; a wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it.  Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.  "I'm too young to die," she wails.

Then, she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!  Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence.  Everyone has forgotten their own peril.

They all stare.  All eyes are riveted on the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a cowboy from Baton Rouge, Louisiana stands up in the rear.
He is handsome, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.  He starts to walk slowly up the aisle.  As he does, he unbuttons his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.  He removes his shirt.  Muscles ripple across his chest.

She gasps.

He whispers, "Iron this....and then get me a beer."

Thanks Mary