Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Confession

Joe knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."

"What is it, child?"

"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."

The priest turned, took a good look at him, and said, "Joe, I have good news. That isn't a sin - it's only a mistake."

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