Two crocodiles sat in the swamp in Louisiana.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger 'n me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
Well," said the bigger 'croc, "what ya been eatin', son?"
"Politicians, same's you," replied the smaller 'croc.
"Hmm. Well, where are ya catchin' 'em?"
"Down on the other side of the swamp near the parking lot, by the City Hall."
"Same here. Hmm. How ya catchin' 'em?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their cars and wait for 'em to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'em on the leg, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat 'em!"
"Ah !" says the big alligator, "I think I see the problem. You ain't gettin' any real nourishment. See? By the time you done shaking' the shit out of a politician, there ain't nothing' left but an asshole and a briefcase!"
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