Take this down! It's gonna give my kids nightmares!
--MOMMY!!! I'M SCARED!!!!--It's okay, just get into the bomb shelter quickly! MOVIE IT!!!!--Now I'm scared of you!--DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YO ASS!!!!!!!!--Okay... Okay... [hyperventilating] [fetal position] [whimpering]--[loud smack]--[teardrop hits the floor]Everyone dies. The end.
My girlfriend just got back from the Ripley's Museum in Myrtle Beach, SC. She said this lady actually works there and all she does is sit in a chair and bug her eyes out for passersby. I can't decide whether this is the best job in the world or the most pathetic. Either way she's getting paid.
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