Sunday, September 09, 2007

Become invisible for only $24.95


Check it out

for “Moral purposes only” – of course



Anonymous said...

Invisibility: one of the most highly sought-after Lost Arts. The secret was recently rediscovered by an elite troupe of ninja contortionists. The concept is simple, yet the execution takes years of dedicated practice to perfect.

First, one must obscure one's face with one's hands. The face will be hidden, but the hands will be exposed. Therefore, the next logical step is to find a way to cover the hands — which, of course, are sill covering the face. This can be accomplished in a number of ways, but the most convenient is to move one leg up in front of one's head. The process continues, progressing step-by-step until the ultimate goal is reached: each part of one's body is obscured from view by another. Thus: invisibility.

Once in the correct position, one must simply roll to whatever location one desires, leap up to accomplish the set task, and then wrap oneself once again into a perfect sphere of invisibility — and escape.

muttleyh, UK said...

Whoever is selling this is onto a goldmine, absolutely hilarious...