* Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE.
* We're all out of red, so I used pink.
* There are 2 Os in Bob, right?
* Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."
* That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie.
* Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups.
* Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here.
* I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before.
* The flag's all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect.