Mac-O-Lanterns
9 last minute Halloween costumes you can make from junk
10 things that sound dirty on Halloween
1. So...What'd you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling....
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn't get my mouth around it!
Cut out your own Halloween masks from Forbes
Corny Pumpkin
Flasher
Senator Larry Craig mugshot mask
From all the usual suspects
3 comments:
back to the stripper... I'd hit it...lol...ah, more cushion to the pushen but there aint nothin like hitten a bag a bones...lol
Happy Halloween!
I'd seen the butt-pumpkin pic before...but I'd never seen it animated.
...I'm never eating pumpkin-seeds again. Thanks a BUNCH Jon!
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