These are really funny…..
- Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!
- It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
- I am a quick leaner, dependable, and motivated.
- Please disregard the attached resume-it is terribly out of date.
- Seek challenges that test my mind and body, since the two are usually inseparable.
- Graduated in the top 66% of my class.
- Experience: Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for years.
- I have a bachelorette degree in computers.
- I worked as a Corporate Lesion.
- Vocational plans: Sea World.
- Please explain any breaks in your employment career: 15 minute coffee break while working at a home improvement store.
- Hire me and you won’t regret it - I am funny, cute, smart and creative… really.
- Referees available upon request.
- Education: Graduated from predatory school with honors.
- Personal achievements: Successfully played “Chop Sticks” on a toy piano with my big toes.
- Reason for leaving: They stopped paying me.
- Special skills: Thyping.
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