- D uring an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. (That's about 2.5 ounces)
- In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
- An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
- In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
- Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
- Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
- In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
- At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
- Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY... ...and wash your damn hands!
Thanks Joe P