Kansas University and Missouri University both find themselves in unfamiliar territory. They’re both vying for a championship in college football. They go against one another this Saturday. Here are the first round of jokes I’ve come across: (Yes, they’re a tad biased, and you can just switch names depending on your allegiance.)
Coach Mangino recently got lost in the KC area on a recruiting trip. So he stopped at a gas station and asked a young man the quickest way to get to 435.
The young man replied "start eating salad".
Q: What do you get if you drive by the KU campus real slow?
A: A degree.
Q: Why do KU students hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors?
A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Q: Why doesn't KU have ice on the sidelines?
A: The guy with the recipe graduated.
Q: How many KU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore class.
Q: What do you call a person from KU in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and KU fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: What does the average KU player get on his SAT's?
A: Drool.
Coach Mangino is only dressing 10 players for the Jayhawks game against MU.
The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.
Q: Why did they have to cancel the Christmas play at KU last year?
A: They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Q: What is the difference between a KU cheerleader and a catfish?
A: One has whiskers and smells, the other is a fish.
Q: Did you hear that KU has found a new use for sheep?
A: Wool.
Q: What do KU cheerleaders and tornadoes have in common?
A: Both end up in trailer parks.
Q: Did you hear about the KU athlete that won a Gold Medal in the Olympics?
A: He was so happy, he had it bronzed.
Q: How do you run a small business?
A: Start with a large business and put a KU grad in charge.
Q: What's the difference between a KU cheerleader and a heifer?
A: About 30 pounds.
Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles in Kansas?
A: Open other end.
Q: What do you call a KU fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted
Thanks Opie
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