Wednesday, November 21, 2007

And so it begins....

Kansas University and Missouri University both find themselves in unfamiliar territory.   They’re both vying for a championship in college football.   They go against one another this Saturday.   Here are the first round of jokes I’ve come across:  (Yes, they’re a tad biased, and you can just switch names depending on your allegiance.)

Coach Mangino recently got lost in the KC area on a recruiting trip. So he stopped at a gas station and asked a young man the quickest way to get to 435.

The young man replied "start eating salad".


Q: What do you get if you drive by the KU campus real slow?

A: A degree.


Q: Why do KU students hang their diplomas from their rearview mirrors?

A: So they can park in the handicapped spot.


Q: Why doesn't KU have ice on the sidelines?

A: The guy with the recipe graduated.


Q: How many KU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore class.


Q: What do you call a person from KU in a three piece suit?

A: The defendant.


Q: What's the difference between a litter of puppies and KU fans?

A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.


Q: What does the average KU player get on his SAT's?

A: Drool.


Coach Mangino is only dressing 10 players for the Jayhawks game against MU.

The rest of the team will get dressed by themselves.


Q: Why did they have to cancel the Christmas play at KU last year?

A: They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.


Q: What is the difference between a KU cheerleader and a catfish?

A: One has whiskers and smells, the other is a fish.


Q: Did you hear that KU has found a new use for sheep?

A: Wool.


Q: What do KU cheerleaders and tornadoes have in common?

A: Both end up in trailer parks.


Q: Did you hear about the KU athlete that won a Gold Medal in the Olympics?

A: He was so happy, he had it bronzed.


Q: How do you run a small business?

A: Start with a large business and put a KU grad in charge.


Q: What's the difference between a KU cheerleader and a heifer?

A: About 30 pounds.


Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke bottles in Kansas?

A: Open other end.


Q: What do you call a KU fan with half a brain?

A: Gifted


Thanks Opie

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