Monday, November 19, 2007

A few good Woody Allen quotes

  • Woody"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty"

  • "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

  • "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

  • "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

  • "If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips."

  • "Love is the answer... but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

  • More Woody Allen quotes


    1 comment:

    Anonymous said...

    If you think about Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee the quote about being her finger tips gets pretty revolting.