A few good Woody Allen quotes

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty"

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

"It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

"If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips."

"Love is the answer... but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

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