Oxymorons

An oxymoron is a figure of speech that combines two usually contradictory terms in a compressed paradox, as in the word 'bittersweet' or the phrase 'living death.'

Here are a few more:

• Free credit


• anxious patient


• awfully good


• barely dressed


• butthead


• clean dirt


• disposable products with a lifetime guarantee


• even odds


• fresh frozen


• freezer burn


• going nowhere


• hopelessly optimistic


• kosher ham


• larger half


• Light-Heavyweight


• long shorts


• loose tights


• lower inflation


• maxi-thins


• mild jalapenos


• new improved


• numbing sensation


• ocean shore


• old news


• original reproduction


• pretty ugly


• pretty disgusting


• removeable sticker


• relative stranger


• second best


• short distance


• strippers dressing room


• terribly nice


• Thinking out loud


• true lies


• uninvited guest


• wireless cable


• predictably unpredictable

These are just a few from the complete list

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