Thursday, January 19, 2006

Everything you ever wanted to know about chicken wings

Chicken_wingCluckoff (n)- A wing eating contest or a friendly competition for to determine who has the best hot wing recipe.  Origin:  Kevin Miller.  Example:  In order to determine who could eat the most wings,  the group of boys decided to have a cluckoff.)

Cluckitosis (n) - The condition of having fetid breath the morning after a cluck-off.  Origin: Gay Miller.  Example:  "Steve Roth's clukitosis cleared out the lane at this morning's shoot around."

Naked (a)- Chicken wings without breading

Wing Etiquette- Practicing wing etiquette is the result of consuming an even amount of drummies and wings.

A game:  Russian Wingette (n) - A high stakes game of chance. Begin with your regular size order of wings in your usual temperature of choice. Also order ten additional wings of the "Thermonuclear" variety. When the wings get to the table, randomly add the 10 super hot wings to the rest of the order. Each player/wing lover takes wings at random and the player at the end of the game who scores the most "thermonuclear" wings has to buy the next round of wings and beer.  Example: Hey Doug, wanna play some Russian Wingette after softball tonight?

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