Thoughts

• Life is pleasant.
  Death is peaceful.
  It's the transition that's troublesome.
  
• Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
  
• Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
  
• It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.
  
• Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.
  
• Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
  
• Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  
• Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
  
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  
• Don’t worry that the world ends today; its already tomorrow in Australia!

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