I went to iGod, Repenting made easy, and was dumped by God. Maybe it was a technical difficulty….yeah that’s it. Anyway just as I was about to confess I was disconnected. What follows is a transcript of our conversation:
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Jon
God:
Nice to meet you, Jon.
Me:
Nice to meet you too
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
You probably don't remember me.
God:
Humans seem alot alike to me. Sometimes they all blur together. Sorry.
Me:
It's been a while since we talked.
God:
Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
I've been a bad boy.Me:
Hello?Me:
Anybody home?
Maybe you can have better luck with Mr. G than I did: iGod
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