Sunday, June 24, 2007

Things you don’t want to hear from Technical Support


  • "Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

  • * "That's right, not even McGyver could fix it."

  • * "So -- what are you wearing?"

  • * "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

  • * "Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

  • * "Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

  • * "We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

  • * "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

  • * "Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

  • * "Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics."

  • * "Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

via

No comments: