Friday, July 27, 2007

Harvard vs Yale

A Harvard man and a Yale man are at the urinal. They finish and zip up. The Harvard man proceeds to the sink to wash his hands, while the Yale man immediately makes for the exit.
The Harvard man says, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after we urinate."
The Yale man replies, "At Yale they teach us not to piss on our hands."



googleyes said...

jack nicholson; as he escorts a young sailor to the brig....

Dan said...

Actually, you don't need to wash your hands after peeing so much as you should take advantage of the opportunity to wash your hands whenever you can.

Urine is not bad for you, it's actually considered sterile. You could wash your hands with it, and as long as you used soap, you'd be cleaner than when you started.

Your hands pick up an amazing amount of bacteria, virii, and other nastiness. Washing your hands frequently is one of the most effective measures to ensure good health. Passing up the sink on the way out of the bathroom is a mistake, but not because pee is gross.

Moon said...

Geez, I told this joke when I was in High School and that's a long, long time ago!


If you haven't heard it, it's NEW to YOU!


Anonymous said...

How 'bout washing your hands BEFORE you pee? If there's that much bacteria, do you really want to spread it there? 8)

Anonymous said...

how about washing your hands because you've touched yourself!!