Thursday, July 26, 2007

Little Joe

BikeFor his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. 

His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job.  There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Joe told him:  "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out.  Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.  And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a$280,000 mortgage and no bike.”

Thanks Joe P

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