Sunday, July 22, 2007

Irish personal ads

 How can you possibly not love the Irish? These were actual "Personal Ads" in the Dublin News:


Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict who is interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.
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  Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiance, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
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 Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes . . . maybe more.
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  Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
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 Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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 Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.


Thanks Donnie Mac

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