Sunday, October 07, 2007

A union man

A  dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas  and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first  one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" 

"No,"  she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100,  what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls  get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the  union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable,  hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached  a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union  house.

We observe all union rules"

The man asked, "And  if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and  the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said. 

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to  a stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd  like her," he said.

"I'm  sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

Thanks Gene

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