Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Top 10 peeves dogs have about humans

'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....  not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.  I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.  Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.   You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.  Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???  Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.  We both know who's boss here!  You don't see me picking up your poop do you?


Thanks Gene

1 comment:

muttleyh, UK said...

That must be true, my dog used to look at me disgustedly if I ever blamed a damn good fart on him, and you just know that people who put their dogs through the torture of having to walk down the street with a "doggie coat" on, are just looking to get savaged...