- January - Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
- February - Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter.
- March - Got excited when she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months because the box said "2-4 years".
- April - Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
- May - Couldn't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets.
- June - Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope.
- July - After losing in a breast stroke swimming competition, complained to the judges that the other swimmers were using their arms.
- August - Told her blonde friend to hurry when trying to get into their locked car using a coat hanger because it was starting to rain and the top was down.
- September - When asked what the capital of California was: answered "C."
- October - Hates M &M's because they are so hard to peel.
- November - Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 120.
- December - Couldn't call 911 because there was no "11" on any phone button.
Saturday, January 28, 2006
The blonde year in review - 2005
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