I know you’ve been wondering how to do this.
Today is a great day for the cat freedom movement! The prototype Feline Protection and Enhancement System is ready for testing! The F.P.E.S. v0.0, known as ‘The Zero’, was produced in our top secret, Illinois facility just last week.
Our scientists can pat themselves on the back. It’s a perfect fit! Those fiendish dogs don’t stand a chance! ….
Version 1.1.0 of F.P.E.S. has been affixed to subject Boone. The F.P.E.S. was decorated with symbols of victory to strike fear into our canine opressors and reinforced with a better, stronger frame. Soon, full fledged production will be possible. An entire crate of oranges was seen entering the domicile. With these wonderful products of nature, we will eradicate all the dogs in the house within the span of a week!
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