Thursday, March 23, 2006

Picking a wife

A  man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among  three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and  watches to see what they do with the money. 

The  first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets  her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses  up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to  be more attractive for him because she loves him so  much. 

The  man was impressed. 

The  second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of  golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive  clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has  spent all the money on him because she loves him so  much. 

Again,  the man is impressed. 

The  third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times  the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder  in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their  future because she loves him so much. 

Obviously,  the man was impressed. &! nbsp;

The  man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the  money he'd given her. 

Then,  he married the one with the biggest boobs. 

Men  are like that, you know. 

There  is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than  on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a  large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and  absolutely no recollection of what to do with  them. 

Thanks Gary J

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