The Top 15 Christian Coalition-Approved Nicknames for Breasts

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• 15> Democrat Catchers
• 14> NFRU (Not for Recreational Use)
• 13> Pastor Baiters
• 12> Mounds of Shame
• 11> Heavenly Canteens
• 10> Pearly Weights
•  9> Hooteronomies
•  8> Pizza Pizza
•  7> Sweater Undulations
•  6> The Daughters of Lactiticus
•  5> Racks of Lambs of God
•  4> Communion Woofers
•  3> First and Second Mammalonians
•  2> Pamela 36:D

      and Top5's Number 1 Christian Coalition-Approved
                   Nickname for Breasts...

•  1> Beelzeboobs