Bits & Pieces: What's worse than finding this in your loaf?

Monday, December 03, 2007

Bread

Answer: Finding half of that in your loaf.

Anonymous said...: ATTENTION MINNIE! We have located Mickey. Please cancel the "mousing" person report.; 7:51 PM, December 03, 2007
Anonymous said...: That mouse is toast... or soon will be.

What's more disturbing is thinking of the several thousand loaves that were sliced by that machine after that.; 9:17 PM, December 03, 2007
Anonymous said...: But mommy, my sammich is looking at me.; 11:26 PM, December 03, 2007
Anonymous said...: Wonder Bread...Makes Ya Wonder Alright!!!; 6:50 AM, December 04, 2007
Anonymous said...: Now that's a deadly yeast infection.; 10:02 AM, December 04, 2007
Anonymous said...: Coming soon to a theater near you:

Ratatouille II: Remy's 'Puzzling' Demise

Remy makes it as a successful baker and is soon rolling in the dough, until one stressful day he completely falls to pieces. At the end of the luncheon following the funeral, someone says appropriately enough, "Remy has touched our lives so much and today there's a little Remy in all of us."; 10:43 AM, December 04, 2007
Joanne Casey said...: ...I am eating a sandwich right now, thanks!; 12:22 PM, December 04, 2007
Anonymous said...: Too much loafing around will kill ya.; 2:30 AM, December 05, 2007
Anonymous said...: I didn't know you could by pre-meated bread... for those sandwiches on the go; 7:38 AM, December 05, 2007

Monday, December 03, 2007