Here are a few:
- 3. Law of the Olive Garden
The waitress is not hitting on you. Being friendly is her job.
- 6. How to Lose Weight
- 20. You are not going to win the lottery.
- 32. Don't try to talk like a teen. By the time you understand their lingo, it won't be cool anymore.
- 43. Make Friends Offer to drive people to the airport.
- 50. If someone says "Smell this," don't.