Tuesday, June 19, 2007

50 things you need to know by 50

Here are a few:

  • 3. Law of the Olive Garden
    The waitress is not hitting on you. Being friendly is her job.

  • 6. How to Lose Weight
    Eat. Less.

  • 20. You are not going to win the lottery.

  • 32. Don't try to talk like a teen. By the time you understand their lingo, it won't be cool anymore.

  • 43. Make Friends Offer to drive people to the airport.

  • 50. If someone says "Smell this," don't.

The complete list


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