50 things you need to know by 50

Here are a few:

• 3. Law of the Olive Garden
  The waitress is not hitting on you. Being friendly is her job.


• 6. How to Lose Weight
  Eat. Less.


• 20. You are not going to win the lottery.


• 32. Don't try to talk like a teen. By the time you understand their lingo, it won't be cool anymore.


• 43. Make Friends Offer to drive people to the airport.


• 50. If someone says "Smell this," don't.

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