Things a man should never do after the age of 30

Here are just a few from the list:

• 1. Use the word party as a verb.


• 6. Do impressions of Austin Powers characters, especially Dr. Evil.


• 9. Crash on a friend's floor or couch.


• 10. Refer to breasts as "chesticles."


• 12. Let your underpants show above your jeans or below your shorts.


• 19. Use the word dawg in a sentence when referring to a friend or, worse, yourself.


• 34. Divide a restaurant bill with a friend in any way other than 50-50.


• 47. Fall asleep in public.


• 49. Pick a fistfight by thrusting out your neck, flexing, and screaming, "It's go time!"

The complete list from Esquire Magazine

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