Thursday, June 21, 2007

Heaven and Hell

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are Mexicans,
The policemen are South Africans,
The mechanics are Chinese,
The lovers are Australians,
The bankers are Russian.



Anonymous said...

Wow. The perpetuation of stereotypes. Was I supposed to laugh at that?

Anonymous said...

Lighten up, Francis.

Anonymous said... something mildly amusing and maybe he or she will....

Anonymous said...

Wow, if you can't take a joke, you have problems!

bankshot said...

The way I heard it -

In Hell
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

Anonymous said...

bankshot's version is better.

Anonymous said...

lol, I'm South African, and its so true

The Man said...

I was the one that changed it so there would be all different instead of the same five both times.
"Heaven usually refers to Good" and "Hell usually refers to Bad." With the exception of cooks are Mexicans the other four do actually fits for being bad in Hell.

Anonymous said...

And the capital of hell? washington of course, you fuck nazi